Just ask that person if they've ever lived and travelled around there, and how old they are, etc

Well, if so it needs a little "touch" I guess

It is not necessary for (good) satire to be easily/immediately recognised as such imo

I mean, it reads almost like an abstract of papers I've recently seen, with a similar info-cramming approach (somewhat like an editorial-SEO keyword bloat).

Friction?

The ball appears to go high enough but it [control] doesn't like that it went over space. So the best one could do was put it (after +1s) into the port.

With zero dogfooding and feedback-based crafting.

Every time I did that it 'splashed' even with the ball 'landing' on the grass

The rotation makes me motion-sick

"A crummy ad??"

They want you to drink your rich chocolate email.

Downvoters are obviously not fans of A Christmas Story.